Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Want to know?

Want to know what happens when you add a toddler, a jar of Vaseline, and five unsupervised minutes?


No, you don't.

5 comments:

Seamore Tomato said...

I don't know exactly, but we once had a tube of Desitin with a toddler for 30 minutes. And you can believe me that it's much better than a dirty diaper.... :)

Maile said...

Oooh...Desitin. Oh no! And yeah, just thinking about that dirty diaper story is going to give me nightmares tonight. Ick! I'm going to stop complaining about this right now - it's sooo much better by comparison!

Edda Mome said...
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Edda Mome said...

Gee, I remember honey all over the refrigerator, Desitin fed to her brother, eggs all over the neighbors driveway, urine in bottles hidden behind the fence, ... Now which darling little girl that's now a brilliant mother could that be? Could it be that the darling toddler will grow up to be a brilliant young father wondering where HIS little gremlin came from?

Maile said...

For the record, the urine thing was NOT me!!!!

The rest...okay, maybe.