Oh, and since my parents complained during my last visit that I forgot to tell them...

http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Village-Maile-Urbancic/dp/1449595022/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259692377&sr=8-1

and

http://hellovillagebook.com

There. Sorry for forgetting.

Want to know?

Want to know what happens when you add a toddler, a jar of Vaseline, and five unsupervised minutes?

No, you don't.