Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The new kid

Here he is! Our new son was born this morning at 12:21am, weighing 7 pounds, 9 ounces, and measuring 21 inches. He and Maile are both doing very well.

Friday, July 4, 2008

A lot of bowling

Due to the exorbitant holiday price at Albany Bowl today, I only bowled a single (inglorious) game. Still, it was noteworthy occasion. I've been keeping track of my bowling scores (and those of some of my bowling buddies) since August 2003--almost five years. 256 weeks to be precise. As veteran users of Excel (2003 or earlier) will now, each worksheet has up to 65,536 (2^16) rows and 256 (2^8) columns. With each week inserted in a new column, the oldest week has now finally hit the rightward wall: Column IV.

Where to go from here? I've known for quite some time that this day would come, but I haven't been looking forward to it. I now have to completely revamp my bowling spreadsheet, which in addition to storing the scoring data also graphs the games and averages and outputs the relevant statistics for my bowling website. The most likely solution is to store weeks vertically instead of horizontally. It will take a bit of work to reprogram the macros, but there will be an upside.

With 65,536 rows, I won't have to overhaul the new spreadsheet for another 1251 years. :-)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Potty Story

Today Ellie told me a story while she was sitting on the potty:

"Once there was a kitty who didn't have a daddy, so she was all alone and lonely when her mommy went to a meeting. But then, the babysitter showed up...and she was a bride who was just about to marry the prince, but then the prince was actually a bum, so they didn't get married after all. Instead she and the kitty danced at the ball, but then the clock struck twelve and she ran and ran until she got to her house and she was so, so sad because her stepsisters ripped up her pink dress. Then, when the clock stopped, her beautiful dress and the coach and the coachmen and the wheelchair and her glass slippers disappeared. The end."

No, that's not a paraphrase. That's EXACTLY what she said. I know, because I repeated it back to her and she corrected me on everything I got wrong...including the wheelchair, which was apparently integral to the plot line. What a bizarre and fascinating make-believe world my daughter lives in!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

How preschoolers listen

On the way home from church today we asked Ellie what she learned in her Sunbeams class. She very excitedly and enthusiastically told us the following:

"We learned a story about the Lamanites who planted their seeds, but then the seagulls came and ate up all the bugs, and then they all prayed to God that He would say thank you to the seagulls and give them some food to eat!!"

Hmmm....

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dancing Queen



At the recent University Village Health & Wellness Fair, Ellie really got into the music. I love her interpretive dancing!


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A different phone farewell

I was on the phone with my brother the other day and Ellie really, really wanted me to hang up and play with her. She kept repeating (loudly), "Say goodbye! Say goodbye! Say goodbye!" Finally, in exasperation, she said, "In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen!!"

Guess that means closure to her--the end of waiting for something to finish. We'll have to work on the patience skills...

Friday, April 11, 2008

The Great Las Vegas Adventure

For your reading enjoyment (and to help you procrastinate whatever it is you probably -should- be doing right now), here's a slightly delayed report of our trip to see family in Las Vegas for Easter:

The drive there was uneventful--I didn't throw up even once! We left at about 9am and arrived in the early evening. Ellie soaked through a pull-up, but it wasn't anything a bath and a load of laundry couldn't fix.

Dan and Aranne's house is beautiful, friendly, and wonderfully comfortable. We felt very at home there. It's changed a lot since we were last there (the decor, not the friendliness level!)...I guess 5+ years can do that. We've got to get out to visit more often!


Holly and Mike A. were also visiting, and it was great to see them. Ellie made the most of her time with Grandma by begging to sit on her lap for every meal and to play with her every non-eating second. I've got to say, it was nice to not be the only go-to adult around during the day!


Ellie loved Easter Morning. As the only kid there, she really raked in the goods.


Easter dinner was scrumptious, and the weather was nice enough that we were able to eat outside. Actually, the weather was nice the whole time we were there. It was warmer in Las Vegas than I expected, and I didn't pack enough short-sleeve shirts for Ellie and myself. Wasn't much of a problem, though, since Dan & Aranne had this thing called a washing machine...in their house! Imagine that! We didn't even have to use quarters! It was super cool! Sure beats student family laundry rooms.

Monday morning the two Mikes headed off to do some male bonding in Death Valley. Mike-the-Older-and-Wiser was feeling sick and coughing a lot, but he hung in there and went anyway. Mike-the-Younger-and-Better-Looking (as he calls himself in response to his father's self-decided nickname) was enthused and ready to conquer some sand dunes or whatever it is you do in Death Valley. He'll have to post about that later. Maybe he can also write about how our trunk latch mysterious broke while they were driving 50 on a bumpy dirt road....

In any case, back to Las Vegas. My goal was to be able to say I'd taken my preschool daughter to a casino in Las Vegas for Spring Break, and happily that goal was accomplished when we went to go see a laser and water show at Sam's Town. Ellie loved every minute of it and still talks about it. I had to pick her up and carry her on the way out--those slot machines looked really shiny and fun, apparently. She asked what the people were doing with them, but I managed to distract her with a well-timed treat. I wasn't really sure I wanted her explaining "gambling" and "slots" to her preschool friends the Monday after Spring Break.


Other fun goings-on included feeding the fish at the marina, swimming/relaxing in the hot tub (the water was warm, but not hot, so Ellie could get it), visiting a spiffy new water conservation themed museum (that sounds SO much less cool than it really was!), starting Twilight (never begin reading a book your friends recommend at 10pm, no matter how low your expectations might be), and just talking and relaxing.

Mike and I reluctantly (and belatedly) packed up luggage and daughter on Wednesday, leaving around 3pm. The drive seemed longer on the way back...maybe it had something to do with getting home at 1:30am.

Anyway, it was a great trip, and one that we'll have to make again sometime.